When I lived with roommates we always had a weird collection of bath products in the shower. They were mostly empty bottles because people forgot to throw them out.
Some mornings I’d be half-asleep and find myself reading the back of the bottles. The practically discontinued Men’s Zone products were the best.
They were Walgreen’s attempt to tap into the men’s bath product market that Axe specializes in, but instead of overtly sexual marketing copy they used somewhat ambiguous phrases about how guys are tough and always win. And the product line was just called Men’s Zone.
Reading the copy for this Men’s Zone shower gel in my somnolent state brought forth this sequence of images.
Men’s Zone “Total Care for Men” products are available online through fine retailers such as eBay.
Tip: I would not recommend using a $30 refurbished Wacom Bamboo Fun tablet to sketch anything on a computer.
Destroyer
- Jake: oh dope
- destroyer is on tour
- me: oh nice
- SAX
- Jake: SAX GUYS AND VIDEOTAPE: THE CARLOS BERGFELD STORY
- me: haha
- you're on fire with those
- Jake: thx bro
- me: gonna regret it tho
- my tumblr is just gonna be you making sax jokes from now on
- Jake: Everything You Wanted to Know About Sax But Were Afraid to Tumbl
Spiritualized
- Jake: yeah it's like polyphonic spree but not as culty
- and less like, french horn and more synth
- me: yeah and more sax
- Jake: never 2 much sax
- me: luv sax
- Jake: Blow Me: A Journey Through Sax by Carlos Bergfeld
I got the flu or something this week, so I watched the whole first series of Downton Abbey. Yeah, I know everybody else has seen it, but it’s so good! Sorry for making Laura Linney look like Chelsea Clinton.
Dear Mom!
attack the block
I believe I fulfilled my promise.
(Photo reference: Mark Hogan)
Our bingo crew, puttin’ in work. Just six cards at once, not sweating it though (I was really sweating it).
My OKC dream girl! She oozes class. And other things.
I guess I should explain this for people who don’t live in the Mission, in San Francisco, and hang out at Dolores Park. There’s a dude who goes around the park selling canned PBRs and bottled water out of his cooler. His line is “cold beer, cold water.” So people call him that. Now you can get the joke too! Right? No??
