UNDRAWN

When I lived with roommates we always had a weird collection of...

Sat, 06 Apr 2013 19:19:00 -0700

When I lived with roommates we always had a weird collection of bath products in the shower. They were mostly empty bottles because people forgot to throw them out.

Some mornings I’d be half-asleep and find myself reading the back of the bottles. The practically discontinued Men’s Zone products were the best.

They were Walgreen’s attempt to tap into the men’s bath product market that Axe specializes in, but instead of overtly sexual marketing copy they used somewhat ambiguous phrases about how guys are tough and always win. And the product line was just called Men’s Zone.

Reading the copy for this Men’s Zone shower gel in my somnolent state brought forth this sequence of images.

Men’s Zone “Total Care for Men” products are available online through fine retailers such as eBay.

Tip: I would not recommend using a $30 refurbished Wacom Bamboo Fun tablet to sketch anything on a computer.

Destroyer

Tue, 01 May 2012 16:01:00 -0700

Jake: oh dope
destroyer is on tour
me: oh nice
SAX
Jake: SAX GUYS AND VIDEOTAPE: THE CARLOS BERGFELD STORY
me: haha
you're on fire with those
Jake: thx bro
me: gonna regret it tho
my tumblr is just gonna be you making sax jokes from now on
Jake: Everything You Wanted to Know About Sax But Were Afraid to Tumbl

Spiritualized

Wed, 18 Apr 2012 12:42:48 -0700

Jake: yeah it's like polyphonic spree but not as culty
and less like, french horn and more synth
me: yeah and more sax
Jake: never 2 much sax
me: luv sax
Jake: Blow Me: A Journey Through Sax by Carlos Bergfeld

I got the flu or something this week, so I watched the whole first series of Downton Abbey. Yeah, I...

Fri, 10 Feb 2012 12:19:00 -0800

I got the flu or something this week, so I watched the whole first series of Downton Abbey. Yeah, I know everybody else has seen it, but it’s so good! Sorry for making Laura Linney look like Chelsea Clinton.

Dear Mom!

Wed, 11 Jan 2012 00:22:17 -0800

Dear Mom!

attack the block

Thu, 01 Dec 2011 14:00:26 -0800

probertson:

awesome movie

Fuck yes.

I believe I fulfilled my promise. (Photo reference: Mark Hogan)

Sun, 20 Nov 2011 13:44:32 -0800

I believe I fulfilled my promise.

(Photo reference: Mark Hogan)

Our bingo crew, puttin’ in work. Just six cards at once,...

Sun, 20 Nov 2011 13:34:26 -0800

Our bingo crew, puttin’ in work. Just six cards at once, not sweating it though (I was really sweating it).

My OKC dream girl! She oozes class. And other things.

Wed, 09 Nov 2011 19:16:00 -0800

My OKC dream girl! She oozes class. And other things.

I guess I should explain this for people who don’t live in...

Wed, 09 Nov 2011 19:08:00 -0800

I guess I should explain this for people who don’t live in the Mission, in San Francisco, and hang out at Dolores Park. There’s a dude who goes around the park selling canned PBRs and bottled water out of his cooler. His line is “cold beer, cold water.” So people call him that. Now you can get the joke too! Right? No??